10 Couples we LUURVE
Valentine’s Day has got to be one of my favorite non-holiday holiday. 1) because I got a man and 2) I’m guaranteed AWESOME naughty times 🙂 This year I’ve decided to extend the romantic fun times by doing a 10 days of Romance, starting with the Couples we luurve . So cue Julie Andrews and let’s begin day one of romance- ALL TOGETHER NOW!!
White chocolate kisses, and 10 carat earrings; candle light dinners and a brand new white Lexus, a bouquet of flowers, a large bubble bath, these are just some of my favorite things…
10. Katy Perry & John Mayer
She is: The eye of the tiger, a champion..hmmmm hmmm….nananana…ROOOAAARRRRR.
He is: The guy who gave us a big ol’ lesson in English when he so aptly sang that love, is infact a verb
Together: They are adorable! She’s sexy as hell, and he does that whole “I’ll pretend not to realise that I’ve got a sex bomb on my arm” when they are together. I saw them on Ellen a while back and found myself wishing I could do dinner with them…but then I changed my mind when I realised it would be weird having some random black chick at the table.
photo credit: www.people.com
9. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
She is: HAWT! Seriously HAWT; and one half of the richest and bitchiest duo to ever hit our screens
He is: The naked cutie in the movie The Proposal with Sandra Bullock (bet you knew who she was)
Together: They managed to have a secret wedding back in 2012, and have been walking around with grins the size of the Kimberly hole since. Right now he’s in Louisiana shooting his upcoming movie Mississippi Grind and she is… HAWT!
photo credit: www.popsugar.com
8. Dwyane Wade & Gabrielle Union
She is: the ultimate cougar- this 41 year old makes girls in their twenties want to hit the gym and put down the doughnuts. She’s the go to black girl for lead roles in some of the sexiest black movies ever made
He is: One third of the best NBA trio in recent history and holds 2 NBA championship rings AND he has a sick body. He might have baby mama issues, but when he smiles the way he does; women want to be added to the list of his baby mamas
Together: They’ve had us scratching our heads wondering how they’ve kept it together with all the drama D Wade brings- BUT- they also make us want to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom…they just look like they swing from chandeliers on the regular! Side note: he put a ring on it not so long ago, so he’s totes off the market now
photo credit: www.celebnmusic247.com
7. Diddy & Cassie
She is: The one hit wonder who’s greatest achievement was catching Kim Porter sleeping on the job (yes I said it!)
He is: DIDDY B*TCH
Together: They may, or may not be engaged; and are in an on again off again relationship of epic proportions. They make the list because when they are on again, they party like rock stars (and hang out with them too)
photo credit: www.rollingout.com
6. Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith
She is: Willow & Jaden’s mom; and before that, she was the pint sized gangster on the 1996 hit movie Set it Off starring Queen Latifah and Vivica A Fox
He is: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, one half of the Bad Boys, and the guy who saved us from an alien invasion in Independence Day
Together: They have re defined parenting, co-parenting and Hollywood marriages as a whole. They are hella good looking, and they make beautiful babies too
photo credit: www.heart.co.uk
5. Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
DISCLAIMER: I personally feel nothing for these two; together or individually. They have been added to this list purely because I don’t want to seem biased #justsaying
She is: The skinny chick with the big lips who everyone likes
He is: The ageless dude from that movie about an old man who becomes a child- or a kid who becomes an old man…no wait; that was Robin Williams
Together: They have a troupe of kids from all four corners of the earth and the world seems to stop spinning every time they blink. I don’t see the hype, but here they are.
photo credit: www.today.com
4. Neil Patric Harris & David Burtka
Neil is: Doogie Howser M.D DUH! If you don’t know who that is, you need to go finish your homework. I have no time for kids.
David is: an actor AND A CHEF! He cooks! His partner is Doogie Howser M.D AND he cooks! #enoughsaid
Together: They have the cutest twins, look effortlessly dapper all day er’day and are just too adorable
photo credit: www.justjared.com
3. Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi
Ellen is: The only white chick who makes me feel as though I need a little more swag…seriously; Ellen is too friggin cool
Portia is: A tall glass of sexy with a side of I’ll kick your ass if you try take my woman
Together: They need to send me an invite to one of their parties because those sound very Great Gatsby-esk (yes, it’s a word)
photo credit: www.oneworldveggie.com
2. Beyonce and Jay- Z
She is: The King of EVERYTHING. LITERALLY EVERYTHING
He is: The King’s husband…and Obama’s BFF
Together: They rule the world. Period.
photo credit: www.celebritynetworth.com
1. Ryan Gosling & Kitty
She is: Better known as #SHEMEHER and the best thing that could ever happen to him if only he’d write back
He is: The guy who makes walking the dog, breathing and blinking look like an act of the gods
Together: Is what they should be. Discuss.
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