Some jokes…

I came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn.
All the furniture was real though

My wife complains that she will not share the same bed as “me and my smelly bum.”
Well, I don’t like him sleeping on the street.

I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom.
You know, to make it more classy.

I beat my Mum up this morning.
She got up at 7.30, I was up at 7.

At the beach I saw four sandcastles that had been made by some children.
So I ran up and jumped on one of them.
Then I wrecked his sandcastle.

In a cave, I found pictures of women’s breasts, but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me.
Damn booby trap.

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Hi. I'm currently 31 years old and I'm a full time Front-End Web Developer. I love cats and I love life.... sometimes. I created this blog when I was figuring out how Wordpress works and it eventually started to get a whole lot of traffic. I'm now trying to help fellow South Africans with general how to stuff for example how to renew your car license disc and also reviews like restaurants etc. I haven't done much yet but I will soon start to do more and more. I will try to write as many blog posts as I can. I hope you enjoy this blog and don't forget to leave a comment. Oh and you're welcome to write a guest post or review. Just click on Write Guest Post on the top main menu.
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