I came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn.
All the furniture was real though
My wife complains that she will not share the same bed as “me and my smelly bum.”
Well, I don’t like him sleeping on the street.
I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom.
You know, to make it more classy.
I beat my Mum up this morning.
She got up at 7.30, I was up at 7.
At the beach I saw four sandcastles that had been made by some children.
So I ran up and jumped on one of them.
Then I wrecked his sandcastle.
In a cave, I found pictures of women’s breasts, but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me.
Damn booby trap.