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12 Things that happen when you’re about to have your windscreen washed

Your day has started off swimmingly! You’re all tra-la-la in the traffic and nothing will ruin your day! But then…

 

1. The nerves start as soon as you realize the robot is going to turn red

Utter confusion and disbilief

Utter confusion and disbelief

 

2. You look around to see if those pesky window washers are anywhere in sight

“Where are you, you creepy people of the intersections?”

 

3. WIN! They must have taken the day off

 

4. You look in your rear view mirror and…OMAGOSH NO! Is that?…

 

5. You try to make yourself invisible

“This car drives itself…don’t mind me, I’m not here”

 

6. You’re like “Thanks but no thanks”

 

7. You shouldn’t have bothered, because they squirt water on your windscreen anyway…and your world shatters

 

8. Disappointment makes way for disgust when you see the colour of the water they’re cleaning your car with

“OMAGOSH YUCK!”

 

9. You can’t let this happen to your car…so you say no in every way imaginable

“No no no no”

 

“Please, no; just don’t…NO!”

 

“I don’t like that- NO”

 

10. But they carry on anyway

“WTF????”

 

“Jeez…”

 

11. And then they ask you for cash

“BUT I SAID NO!!!!”

 

12. Good bye good mood; no more Tra-la-la in the traffic. I’ll try again tomorrow

 

This article was written by Francois View Profile
Hi. I'm currently 31 years old and I'm a full time Front-End Web Developer. I love cats and I love life.... sometimes. I created this blog when I was figuring out how Wordpress works and it eventually started to get a whole lot of traffic. I'm now trying to help fellow South Africans with general how to stuff for example how to renew your car license disc and also reviews like restaurants etc. I haven't done much yet but I will soon start to do more and more. I will try to write as many blog posts as I can. I hope you enjoy this blog and don't forget to leave a comment. Oh and you're welcome to write a guest post or review. Just click on Write Guest Post on the top main menu.
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1 comment

  1. zethu morwatsehla November 13, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    Wow Kitty…that was on point!

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